TO : All Company Staff
FROM : Human Resources
RE : Workforce Efficiency Incentive
After careful study and consultation with a work force
consultant we have decided to enact the following in an effort to enhance
productivity in the work place.
The workplace is not a place for people to socialize, and
hang out, but to be productive and work for the company, to the company’s enrichment.
Keeping this in mind, we have identified
various actions and behaviors that clearly show that an employee is not being
properly productive in their work environment. The following procedures are effective
Smiling (other then at
Or otherwise indicating that you are ‘having fun’
Shall be chargeable against your vacation time as the work
force efficiency team has found these actions are clear evidence that you are
not working at your job but are doing other things instead.
Thank you for your adherence to this new incentive.